Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in the Star Wars Trilogy
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   Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in Star Wars IV: A New Hope
     * 1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts,
       kid."
     * 2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
     * 3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
     * 4. "Sorry about the mess..."
     * 5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
     * 6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
     * 7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
     * 8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
     * 9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in
       time?"
     * 10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"
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   Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back
     * 1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the OUTSIDE!"
     * 2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
     * 3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled
       up like that, huh, kid?"
     * 4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
     * 5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a
       while."
     * 6. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
     * 7. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
     * 8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
     * 9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
     * 10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"
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   Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi
     * 1. "Rise, my friend."
     * 2. "Open the back door!"
     * 3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
     * 4. "It's just a dead animal..."
     * 5. "Not bad for a little furball."
     * 6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
     * 7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
     * 8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."
     * 9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
     * 10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they
       designed her, Chewie."
       
   * Reprinted from UCSD's The Koala 10/14/93 issue. ** Reprinted from
   UCSD's The Koala 12/1/93 issue. *** Reprinted from UCSD's The Koala
   4/6/94 issue.