Top Ten Reasons that they won't be Naming the Library after you

10)The foul language lab already has dibs on your name

9)I'm guessing you haven't pledged the school several million

8)That librarian who shushed you all the time would quit in protest

7)The administration hates to condone use of the library to hide from
  campus cops

6)All the "Tiger Beats" are missing

5)Everyone would assume there was a cover charge

4)Books were about the last thing you checked out

3)Libraries are seldom named after people who move their lips when they
  read

2)They already planned a statue of you photocoping your butt

1)Your name and the word "library" in the same sentance makes people laugh