One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was slow
that day, so he decided to go over to Spiderman's house. "Hey Spidey,
let's go get a burger and a beer!".


Spiderman says "No can do, Supe. I've got a problem with my
Web-shooter.
Can't fight crime tomorrow without it".


So Superman heads over to the Bat Cave to see what's up.  "Hey,
Batman!
Let's go get a burger and a beer!".


Batman replies "Not today, my friend. My BatMobile is down and I can't
fight crime tomorrow without it". Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air,
cruising around the skies when he flies over a penthouse apartment.
And what to his SuperVision does he see, but none other than Wonder
Woman, lying on the deck, spread-eagled, stark-naked!


Supe gets a brilliant idea: "They've always said I'm faster than a
speeding bullet and I've always wondered what she'd be like with all her
Wonder Powers". So he zzoooooommms down and does her in a flash
and is gone before anyone can notice.


All of a sudden WonderWoman sits up and says, "What was that!?!".


The Invisible Man gets off her and replies, "I don't know but it hurt like
hell!"